unmutekurloz:

pyralsnout:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)

OHANA MEANS FAMILY
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

PLUTO IS CRYING

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

When you meet someone equally as weird as you

livesstillposed:

sodamnrelatable:

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I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.

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bookscoffeeandtea:

AFTERNOON READ // TEA by Sisi Zheng on Flickr.

edwardspoonhands:

matthulksmash:

bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

Peter Parker also has super strength, so using his thighs could potentially rip the guys head off, even using his calves could do it. Natasha Romanov is a highly trained agent, with no super powers except for her intelligence. She’s knows where her strength lies. And don’t fucking say she has weak calves. Women walk around in high heels like it’s nothing, and you have the gall to say they have weak calves? So fuck that line of thinking.

I mean…it’s just very clear to me that at the end of this procedure Widow is standing next to a man whose skull has been cracked against concrete and Spidey is on his hands and knees with a big guy with a little pony tail on top of him. The parkour Spider attack looks awesome…but completely failed.

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easy-livin-in-a-flowers-daydream:

bump-an-grind:

What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.

Holy fuck

easy-livin-in-a-flowers-daydream:

bump-an-grind:

What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.

Holy fuck

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haave-you-met-ted:

lesbowie:

weloveshortvideos:

I did the same dance routine in my room 100 days in a row and made this cool time lapse video 

A hero can be anyone.

this is the prophet religions talk about

Oh, West Philly.....

  • : :Homeless guy walks up to me and my sister outside a bookshop::
  • Homeless guy: Do you have any change so I can get something to eat, anything at all?
  • Me: I don't have any cash on me, I'm so sorry.
  • Homeless guy: Don't apologize, you're too fine to be sorry. Don't ever say that again. You have a good night, ladies.
  • : :Homeless guy mozies on down the street as we stare after him::

styliferous:

pigeonsatan:

orbitars:

how to summon pigeon satan:

  • draw pentagram
  • sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram

FOOLISH MORTAL DO YOU REALLY THINK… IS THAT BREAD

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Pacific Rim B-Movie style poster

Pacific Rim B-Movie style poster

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